25. "RE: LOL Moments (SPOILERS)"
In response to message #24
pg. 2, "Uh, ma'am...You need some help?" Her paws didn't break rhythm. "You got a gun?" "Not with me." "Then I've got no use for you."
..."What do you need a gun for?" Dean asked "Murder an old lover." "Is he the one who picked out your wardrobe?"
pg. 3 "I could use a ride." "Are you going to gnaw my upholstery?"
pg. 6 Dean took his time climbnig out and making his way around the hood to open the passendger door so the Beaver could start her killing spree. Unfortunately, as she tried to swing her paws to the ground, her tail got in the way. She attempted to angle it, only to have it unfold and knock her in the chin. That pissed her off so much that she took a swing at it, which threw her off balance, and she landed flat on her face at his feet, that big brown paddle waving in the breeze over her butt.
Of course all the others, but these hadn't been mentioned.
"Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?" "HEY, that's MY computer!"